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That moment when you sound like a complete a-hole in your craigslist ad

The hot mom in nurse uniform at starbucks in manchester – m4w – 35 (manchester)

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Date: 2012-03-22, 10:50AM EDT
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It was about 7ish yesterday afternoon. You we’re walking back to your suv with your kid and I just wanted to say your one hot woman.I was walking back to my sweet red sports car.

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks

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I don’t think that’s weird

Starbucks at the Gallery – m4m (Inner Harbor)

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Date: 2012-04-18, 1:00PM EDT
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You are the adorable guy with dark hair and glasses working at the Gallery Starbucks in the morning. So totally adorable, you wave when people walk up to order. I just want to squeeze you. Weird right? I know, but I can’t help it.

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks

Too vulgar…too common

Missed connection at Starbucks(tm) – m4w – 48 (OTP)

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Date: 2012-04-06, 3:29PM EDT
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I saw you for the second time this week… this time at Starbucks. You remember which one… it was the Starbucks just down the street and around the corner from another Starbucks. As I recall, you were wearing something and so was I (I can’t believe the coincidence… it has to be fate!)

I think you saw me watching you watching me watching you order your cage-free, organic, free-range, low-fat, decaf (water process of course) soy-mocha-macchiato half Ethiopian Sidamo, half Columbian Narino Supremo with a twist, shaken, not stirred. Of course, I was too embarrassed to come up and talk to you because I had ordered a large drip with room and I felt that was just too vulgar… too common… too… well… unpretentious. What was I thinking, ordering an actual cup of coffee at a Starbucks?

If I had just taken that web-delivered PhD at http://www.coffeesnobs.com, I could have ordered something that impressed you and wittily and urbanely declared the blend, “Impertinent, but shy, with the taste of ripe blackberries, sun and smoke… with the nose of an oak-aged sherry, but the lingering caresses on the tongue of a 19 year old lover, expectant and eager.”

Anyway… I promise to do better next time.

 

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks

Monkeys

We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – w4m – 41 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-03-29, 1:32PM EDT
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So, we were sitting at Starbucks at Rivergate today and it was so weird, the conversation took a turn into specifics about pet monkeys and how hard it is to find one that will wear pants without complaining. I didn’t think I’d ever meet anyone else who had a pet monkey (even though yours passed away – sorry!), nor did I ever think I’d have the conversation about the exact problem I’ve been facing with my pet all these years. Anyway, I hope you see this. I should have asked for your number or email address or something, but, I was really so taken aback with the conversation, I couldn’t muster my senses. Hope you read this and reach out. Would love to reconnect. Maybe you could come over some day and hang out with Delilah and me. I’m sure she’d love to have some extra attention from a fellow monkey lover. Have a good day!

-G

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Re: We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – m4w – 50 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-03-30, 8:50AM EDT
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I believe, madam, that you are looking for me. I’m hesitant to contact you directly, however, as I don’t want a constant reminder of what happened to my poor, sweet Jujubee. I still ask myself every single day: “Why did I force Jujubee to wear those ill-fitting neon pants and snappy suspenders that were clearly meant for a baby monkey?” If I had not done that, he would still be with me today. Please, let Delilah make her own clothing decisions, or at least buy baggy clothes for her. Don’t let her fate be the same as dear Jujubee’s. Anyway, perhaps we could meet for another venti soy caramel macchiato once the pain has subsided a bit more.

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Re: Re: We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – w4m – 41 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-04-01, 4:22PM EDT
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Sir,   Jujubee’s death is unfortunate. I am very sorry for your loss. I don’t know what I would do if something happened to Delilah. With that, I don’t understand why you are so apprehensive about emailing me directly, versus this inane back and forth over CL. Your choice, mister.

Anyway, so, back to my original post – I think we should meet up again! Soon! I just finished up 6 years of therapy and I’m on a couple of prescriptions that keep me normal (for the most part) and I’ve been cleared to go out in public and such, so, let’s do this! Time is of the essence! I heard there’s a zombie apocalypse coming soon so we must gain forward momentum. I can’t imagine being alone when the brain-eaters come out!

-G

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Re: Re: We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – w4m – 50 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-04-02, 8:22AM EDT
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I think there is a part of me that wants there to be a public record of the human side of the upcoming zombie apocalypse, which is why I keep posting here. We must maintain our humanity; it’s all we’ve got. The reason I got Jujubee in the first place was because I had read T. W. Atwell’s “The Zombie Apocalypse and You” cover to cover, and in it he mentions that the number one factor in surviving the zombie pandemic is to have a monkey companion. He surmises that the infection will only affect humans, so having a companion that is as close to human as possible would be ideal. Once I obtained Jujubee, I figured, “Hey, why not have my monkey pal look like a snappy dresser while we scour the post-apocalyptic wastelands?” Hence, the pants that ended his life.

Perhaps it would be advantageous if we pooled our resources, monkey-related and otherwise, in preparation for the world’s impending doom. Do you think Delilah would take kindly to me, should we ever meet again?

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks

Beware the downward spiral of the missed connection

Mathematical Ideas – m4w (Manassas)

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Date: 2012-04-26, 12:19AM EDT
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You were sitting right across from me at Starbucks with a laptop and a book entitled Mathematical Ideas. You were wearing a gray hoodie with an image of London on the back of it, and you were carrying a Skullcandy bag. I was in a blue shirt reading a book, trying not to notice you too hard. I was dying there! I just couldn’t break the ice. I wanted to say something, ANYTHING to you but I was frozen. Then I began to feel less welcome and more awkward. I begun to think maybe I was making you feel that way too. I’m sorry.

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks

Zack Morris & Gavin Rossdale? Ew.

GORGEOUS MAN in Starbucks in Culver we talked about your shoes – w4m – 29 (Starbucks in Culver City)

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Date: 2012-04-26, 4:20PM PDT
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Dear Phenomenal Unbelievably Unreal Man In The Starbucks Line With Me,   You were actually the best looking man I’ve ever seen in my life and that means a lot because last night I ate dinner across from Zack Morris, and I’ve met Gavin Rossdale, and the singer of OK Go before. I think you were actually MADE OUT OF Gorgeous. I talked to you about your shoes but honestly, I almost ran away as not to be blinded by your hotness and was immediately embarrassed for no reason. And also you had really perfect incredibly straight white, white teeth (my secret weakness!)

I’m so sorry that I failed at continuing our conversation and am really bummed that I’ll never see you again.

I wish so hard I washed my hair today.

Love,

The girl waiting for her latte, trying to hold it together.

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks

Stewie?

Starbucks lincoln city – m4w – 28 (Lincoln city)

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Date: 2012-03-31, 8:33PM PDT
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Blonde girl working at drive up window, starbucks, lincoln city. We made eye contact as we left the window (I was in the back seat, traveling with family). I felt something looking into your eyes and I know you did too. Get back to me

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks