walmart cutie* – m4w – 23 (victorville walmart)
I was the cute guy with the cute girl . I saw you though . Mmm i wanted to rip ur clotges off with my teeth like a grizzly bear right over that checkout stand . And i would have but maybe tgat was ur mom . Idk …. Someone was with.you . Tell me something anything that would let me know its you . Maybe something about me . And if it is me. We can exchange pics then and see for sure…k
Not at all because my girlfriend was there. I totally would’ve done it in front of her.
*I originally changed this to “clothes” but realized I shouldn’t make assumptions. I’m just imaginging* a scene from The Office in which Dwight’s cousin, Mose, explains that clotges is the beet farming word for clothes…or something. Oh, and this asterisk has nothing to do with the asterisk next to “cutie.” Unless clotge means cutie in beet farmer.
Do grizzly bears strip you before they kill and dismember you?
*I originally corrected this to “imagining,” but realized that I like imaginging better.
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