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Fo real tho


GURL! U was lookin fine up at da Walmart on Winsdy nite! U was in da cigarette line with yo hair all up in sponge rollers. U had a purple fuzzy slippa on yo good foot & a white slippa on yo leg wit da crutch. U had looked my way of a quick minute but I was all shy & shit & I had tried to get to attenshun when yo baby dropped his blanket. But to was in cupcake pjs & day ass was lookin fine! Okaaay? I was da one who look like a dude right behind u wit da colors light. So if u out der I mean lemme know wuts up! Cuz boo, I like u! Fo real tho!

cookie monster

(November 2013, Forney, TX)


November 2013

You were wearing a huge novelty foam cowboy hat – m4w (Walmart)

You were walking through the aisles without a cart picking up items, apparently at random, and throwing them on the floor, then thrusting your pelvis forward while fist-pumping. It was vulgar. I think you were on drugs. I stalked you through the store until you opened a 5 quart bottle of motor oil and poured it all over the floor, at which point you were escorted out of the store while shouting racial slurs.

Anyway please contact me with the color of your hat so I know it’s you.

cowboy hat

Shakopee, MN, September 2013

big booty white lady

Gilbert, AZ, May 2014

You farted, blushed and ran away – m4w (walmart power and ray)

You are stunning, long dark hair, beautiful eyes and that smile wow. You seemed interested too, thats why I started toward you. I’m not sure if you got scared, nervous, shy, or whatever. Big deal you farted everyone does, you shouldn’t have bolted and left me in your dust. You are gorgeous nice thick hips and all, but I can’t say you smelled like roses lol. Anyway I still want to know your name. What was I wearing? Lets go out and laugh about this later.

The Blue eye guy


For the title alone. And, it’s the anniversary of the Gettysburg address, so…

Walmart Spandex Hottie – m4w – 28 (Gettysburg)

Yesterday around 2:00pm I was going out and you were going in, if I wasn’t on a work call I would’ve tried to speak to you. I say try because you took my breath away with those sexy legs in those spandex shorts. Anyhows not to sound like such a creeper but I think everyone deserves a compliment and you are simply one of the most beautiful girls on the planet.. 🙂 

•Location: Gettysburg
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posted: 2013-10-24, 1:14PM EDT

for the title alone


Cashier – w4m – 20 (Walmart, Boone)

Date: 2012-07-26, 12:22AM EDT

I didn’t catch your name, but you a cashier at Walmart. You real cute — longish brown hair and a scruffy beard, real nice. I been interested lately. Reply if you think it’s you. It’d be real nice to talk to you when you ain’t workin.

I love her accent

People get so excited about pumpkin beer. !.

Walmart Friday 10-11 You were buying wine! – m4w – 41 (Joplin)

I talked to you in line at Walmart on Rangeline! You were buying the wine and Pumpkin beer!
You were sweet & so pretty! And an awesome smile!
You were in tennis shoes & scrubs!
I’d like to talk to you again, maybe over a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon!
Just thinking about you and would like to know you!
Email and let’s go from there!

Location: Joplin

Posted: 2013-10-14, 3:40PM CDT