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guy at walmart. – m4m – 32 (bham)

hey met you at walmart we talked about each others boots would like to talk again tell me what kind of skin each of our boots are

• Location: bham
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



A Man Dancing In A Banana Suit

Dancing Banana – w4m – 21 (Cottage Hill)

Date: 2012-09-25, 10:38PM CDT

I saw you last week on my way home dancing in a banana suit on the side of Cottage Hill by Hillcrest in front of the walmart shopping center. You were out there again today.
You just seem like you are an outgoing person and I’d love to get to talk to you and see what you are really like. Its a long shot but maybe you or someone you know will see this.
Send me a message. I drive by around 5:30pm.

    Location: Cottage Hill
    it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

dancing banana

Again, you had a husband

long shot at walmart ozark – m4w – 48 (dothan)

Date: 2012-09-01, 6:54PM EDT

i saw you at walmart on thursday sept 30th at around 2:15 pm you area very sexy older lady white/grey short hair had on hanging earings low cut green top, you are very beautiful you noticed me looking at you when you went out side to load your stuff as your husband was driving up to the door i drove by and whistled at you and you looked right at me and smiled i would love to talk to you and see if there is anything there, if you see this and are interested oir just curious hit me back with way to contact,in subject line tell me what color truck i was driving, hope you see this or someone who knows you might and tells you

again you had short white/grey hair big smile hangingearrings nice low cut top on and the figure to make it look good your husband picked you up at the door it was a rown looking suv

Location: dothan
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I’m gonna call it stalking

A goddess amongst mortals – m4w – 23 (Auburn, AL)

Date: 2012-05-18, 11:22PM EDT
Reply to:

Golden blonde.
Petite frame.
Breathtaking smile.
Eyes you could get lost in for hours.
A voice as soft as silk.

I see you around town pretty often. Call it fate or call it stalking. Either way, I see you a lot.
I can’t find the courage to say hello, let alone tell you how highly I think of you.
I remember a specific time you were in wal-mart trying to pick a watermelon and I said “hey, that one is bad”
And you picked the one I showed you. That’s a metaphor for you picked my heart.
Anyways, back to the point. If you would just give me a chance I could introduce you to my online poker team (they would love you)
We could play magic the gathering every sunday maybe even power walk through the mall(I’m assuming you are athletic.)
Take a chance on love.
I’ll be at the walmart on sunday near the sportsbras around 400pm
The code word is watermelon. See you soon.

Three Cockblocking Moms

Walmart 3/2 – m4w (Tillmans Cornner)

Wanted to talk to u but was there with my mom,had just helped her get an iphone. U probably want see but worth a shot.

brunette shopping w mom bolton walmart – m4w (bolton walmart)

Hey there... I saw you standing in the checkout line as I was walking past and I'm sure you noticed me smiling. Then again while I was waiting in line to buy food I saw you walk by and smile at me... My burger took a little long to make so I didn't get to see you again but I'm not too savvy on techniques for picking up a girl in front of her mother so no loss there.

Hopefully you check this out.

Missed you at Walmart – m4w – 30 (Pittsburgh- W. Mifflin)

Ok.... Saw you at Walmart. Beautiful red hair. Was going to talk to you, but you were with somebody that looked like your mother. So, I passed. I was wearing the red shirt. Don't know if I have a better chance at winning the lottery than hearing back from you, but tout that it was worth the effort.


Filed under: Cockblocking Moms

Dumb and dumber?

checker at walmart market – m4w – 32 (west mobile)

I came into walmart market today and bought some budlight aand u had on a green shirt u smiled at me and it looked more then just a friendly smile I tought u were cute and would like to hang out just so u know who I am u accidentally rang the beer up 3 times