The Walmart Bathroom – w4w – 19 (Ozark Walmart)
To the woman who didn’t realize that anyone else was in the bathroom: Your three shamelessly belted verses of “Party in the USA” were greatly appreciated. It pretty much made my day. Or maybe my life. Who knows?
You are so talented that I think you should hold these concerts in public restrooms regularly.
I’m sorry for embarrassing the crap out of you whenever I flushed and you realized I was there. I’m also sorry to have cut the song short. You were just about to get to the good part.
I’ll be sure to ask for your autograph next time, that is, if I can push past the raging crowds of paparazzi.
With Great Love and Admiration,
Your Adoring Fan, in the stall to your right.
(PS: Check for feet next time.)