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Thanksgiving Week…

it was raining-you gave me an envelope for my birth certificate – w4m (norwalk)

I was the drop dead tired blonde that came in just before closing, you helped me at the computer and you were sweet to give me the UPS envelope because it was raining……I know I said thank you but I wanted to say it again and tell you it was the nicest thing that happened to me all week 

• Location: norwalk
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posted: 11/23/2013

thank you


Zack Morris & Gavin Rossdale? Ew.

GORGEOUS MAN in Starbucks in Culver we talked about your shoes – w4m – 29 (Starbucks in Culver City)

Date: 2012-04-26, 4:20PM PDT
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Dear Phenomenal Unbelievably Unreal Man In The Starbucks Line With Me,   You were actually the best looking man I’ve ever seen in my life and that means a lot because last night I ate dinner across from Zack Morris, and I’ve met Gavin Rossdale, and the singer of OK Go before. I think you were actually MADE OUT OF Gorgeous. I talked to you about your shoes but honestly, I almost ran away as not to be blinded by your hotness and was immediately embarrassed for no reason. And also you had really perfect incredibly straight white, white teeth (my secret weakness!)

I’m so sorry that I failed at continuing our conversation and am really bummed that I’ll never see you again.

I wish so hard I washed my hair today.


The girl waiting for her latte, trying to hold it together.


Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks

Starbucks Week! Kinda like Shark Week, but more like Purebred Lapdog Week

We have just had a whole month of Walmart missed connections – not a one was filed under “Beyond Wally World.” So, I thought we’d take just a little break from Walmart and see what’s going on at Starbucks, starting with my favorite Starbucks missed connection:

It’s Jo, Natalie, Blair and Tootie!!

Starbucks Girls Hesp & BearValley RD – m4w – 39 (HD)

Date: 2012-03-17, 10:53PM PDT
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I always go there…Sometimes twice a day…..Always excited to see which hottie will be helping me…..It’s a toss up between the 4 of you though….1 cute young thin blonde (Sassy yet shy), 1 younger shorty with brown hair who lives off Arrowhead(Great Smile)….1 short haired blonde possibly 36-40yrs old (Pretty eyes), 1 long brown hair hottie who likes to Jazzersize………..You’re all beautiful 🙂 Sincerely, Venti Coffee Frap with Carmel Syrup on my Gold card please 🙂


You just know Mrs. Garrett is managing the shop.

Brokeback Mountain?

mystery guy at walmart – w4m – 23 (lake elsinore)
Date: 2012-04-10, 4:08PM PDT
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You were in the electronic section looking at dvd’s, I was the 5ft 10in half white half italian girl with black hair and green eyes and tattoos. i kept staring at you, but you were too busy reading the back of that damn movie, what movie was it so i know its you?

Made for having babies

Beautiful Blonde at Walmart – m4w (milpitas)

A missive to the beautiful blonde (dye) at the Walmart this evening (Friday) at around 7 PM.

You are incredibly sexy. Swaying that luscious booty around in electronics.

I had to pass more than once to be sure. The sweet crack of you ass showing above those low riding jeans. It wasn’t just your smooth top. A very nicely proportioned set of hips made for having babies.

And then we passed near the checkouts. I smiled as I turned around to look at you from behind. Now I saw for sure. You didn’t have any panties at all.

Mmmmm. Those tight jeans must be warm between between you sleek thighs.

I had my cub with me. I think you have at least one cub or at least should consider making one. It would be beautiful. I can appreciate a woman as you and the potential children.

Thank you for making my Walmart experience so pleasant!

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I haven’t been able to stop screaming since I read this. And, what is UP with calling out the dye job?


La Mesa Walmart – w4m

I saw you at the La Mesa Walmart about 530pm. You were big, beefy, tatt'd and wearing a tank!!!!!


That about sums it up.

Um…that you were the annoying scummy looking guy on the cell phone?

Walmart Los Coches/El Cajon – m4w (El Cajon)

I saw you today in walmart. I was only carrying a few things in my hands and was on the phone the entire time trying to call someone. I was looking scummy from work. You were looking good, I caught ur eyes a few times. I should have gotten ur number. Email me and tell me something specific.