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I Rebuke You in the Name of Jesus – m4m – 27 (TARC #23)

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Date: 2012-04-07, 5:07PM EDT
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Today we got on the #23 bus together at around 2:00pm at Broadway and 4th (right in front of The Brown Hotel). There was an overweight black lady in the back who had been screaming at the bus driver. Before pulling out from our bus stop, the driver walked back there and told her, “I’m going to need you to get off of this bus, ma’am,” to which the lady screamed, “I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!” The mental lady exited the bus and walked east on Broadway.
 
The bus driver quietly said, “I rebuke you, too” under her breath and continued driving.

You were sitting beside me at this point, reading The Bourne Ultimatum in paperback. You were on chapter 2 or 3.
 
As the bus traveled on, some older guys in the back commented on how this lady had spit on the back of their necks and how she had been singing. There was a minor argument amongst the passengers as to whether she could “sing good” or “not good.” Shortly thereafter, two old men right behind us began talking loudly about a third old man’s funeral which had been earlier in the day.
 
A fat white man with a bouquet of orange and white carnations began giving flowers out to other men for their wives. I thought to myself, “What is wrong with these people today?” You tried to quietly read your book while I tried to quietly picture you naked.
 
You are small-framed, sandy-blond or light brown hair, and hot. You’re no more than 28 years old. I am an average fat white manskank, but on the inside I’m a princess. I’m no more than 260 pounds.
 
If you want to rebuke me in the name of Jesus, respond something about me and this trip, and I’ll gladly let you. Sorry I didn’t approach you today, but I didn’t want to get punched, and besides–it’s not like we could have fucked on the bus, anyway.
 
God bless!

rebuke you in the name of jesus

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girl at wal-mart gas station in Somerset – m4w – 40 (Somerset, KY)

You were driving a green Honda Civic, you had on black pants and a tie dyed shirt, as you were pumping your gas, you started peeing in your pants. I got so turned on by this that I had to say “I love what you just did” You laughed and said you couldn’t hold it any longer. I wish I would have asked you for your number. Thanks for making my day. I’d love to see you again.

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…because I’m speechless.

“Not the prettiest thing in the store” plus “pretty enough for me” times this guy to the power of Walmart = ???

Red Bank WalMart – m4w – 35 (Lexington)

I saw you at WalMart in Red Bank. Your flowing red hair just longer than shoulder length gently flow behind you as you rushed through the store. You weren't the prettiest thing in the store, but you were pretty enough for me. I couldn't catch up with you to tell you how pretty you were, so maybe next time you can slow down a little. You had those black mid calf boots on, the sexy leggings, and a sweater dress that accented your curves. Your hair was the perfect length to tug on while making you feel good. I'm not sure what you were buying, but it was a small box. I thought maybe you were late for a date, so you had to hurry. What a lucky guy. I often wondered since then, are you a moaner or a screamer. From the looks of you, I would say a combo of both. I may never know. If you see this, let me know, I would like to find out for myself.

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Oh my god. There is SO much wrong with this. I feel gross. And seriously, if she’s not the prettiest thing in Walmart but pretty enough for this creep, what does she look like?

Seriously want them to add this to all express checkout signs.

Cashier at Walmart – m4w – 32 (Campbell Ln.)

Monday morning you checked me out (items anyway). You were in the 20 items or less (20+ for douchebags). You smiled, and I swallowed my tongue (shy sucks). It's a long shot but I'm hoping this makes it's way to you.