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Me Tarzan. You Girl in Walmart.

pretty sure this is tarzan

He’s “this” close to referring to himself in the third person

Super Walmart Garden Department – m4w – 30 (Vineland)

Yesterday I was in doing some shopping getting stuff for My kids for Easter.  You opened up a second register and I was your first customer. When I laid eyes on you, you took My Breath away.  You first rung up My kids new bikes then Mine, you commented that you liked the bike. As I looked you over, I thought how beautiful you were, that shy smile, with beautiful full lips.  I think you might have been in to Me as well you seemed to be having a hard time making eye contact with Me. Had My mother not have come along with Me to shop, I probably would have stayed and talked to you, I can't stop thinking about you.  You had a great body, great smile, beautiful hair-do, and that tattoo made Me wonder if you have any others.  If you think this is you, reply with your name, and what My Bike looked like.

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“Had my mother not have come along with me to shop, I probably would have stayed…” That’s a direct quote from Psycho, right?

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