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Maybe wave back?

Walmart in Shelby, NC – w4m (Shelby, NC)

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Date: 2012-06-30, 11:30PM EDT
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You waved at me in the parking lot. And you’re deaf. I wanted to say hi but wasn’t sure how… So I know it’s you, what color is my hair?

• Location: Shelby, NC
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Filed under: The Parking Lot

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Ok. Walmart officially carries everything.

U caught my eye big time. – m4w (Walmart in Gastonia )

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Date: 2012-07-08, 8:46PM EDT
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I seen u in the god section. U caught my big time!! Ur gorgeous!!! U was wearing a blue pull over that was like a lil dress and a pink shirt. U caught me looking at u multiple times. U stood behind me on check out. I hope I hear from u. Even if it’s just to say hey!!

• Location: Walmart in Gastonia
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Another West Side Story in the making…with Hair

Shouldn’t you be at your own store? – m4m (Roxboro)

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Date: 2012-08-03, 8:53PM EDT
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Seeing you at Walmart today was odd. Isn’t Food Lion your store? Didn’t speak to you. Just looked. You are hairy. Next time, maybe we will acknowledge eachother’s presence.

• Location: Roxboro
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Nice Shoe

wally world – m4w – 24 (asheville)

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Date: 2012-07-23, 11:57PM EDT
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You were buying tampans at wally world tonight. I joked that I used the super max wings too, you didn’t laugh. You had a grate rack. If ya want my mom will watch your kids while we go see the batman.

I really don’t use tampass

• Location: asheville
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Monkeys

We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – w4m – 41 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-03-29, 1:32PM EDT
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So, we were sitting at Starbucks at Rivergate today and it was so weird, the conversation took a turn into specifics about pet monkeys and how hard it is to find one that will wear pants without complaining. I didn’t think I’d ever meet anyone else who had a pet monkey (even though yours passed away – sorry!), nor did I ever think I’d have the conversation about the exact problem I’ve been facing with my pet all these years. Anyway, I hope you see this. I should have asked for your number or email address or something, but, I was really so taken aback with the conversation, I couldn’t muster my senses. Hope you read this and reach out. Would love to reconnect. Maybe you could come over some day and hang out with Delilah and me. I’m sure she’d love to have some extra attention from a fellow monkey lover. Have a good day!

-G

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Re: We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – m4w – 50 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-03-30, 8:50AM EDT
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I believe, madam, that you are looking for me. I’m hesitant to contact you directly, however, as I don’t want a constant reminder of what happened to my poor, sweet Jujubee. I still ask myself every single day: “Why did I force Jujubee to wear those ill-fitting neon pants and snappy suspenders that were clearly meant for a baby monkey?” If I had not done that, he would still be with me today. Please, let Delilah make her own clothing decisions, or at least buy baggy clothes for her. Don’t let her fate be the same as dear Jujubee’s. Anyway, perhaps we could meet for another venti soy caramel macchiato once the pain has subsided a bit more.

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Re: Re: We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – w4m – 41 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-04-01, 4:22PM EDT
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Sir,   Jujubee’s death is unfortunate. I am very sorry for your loss. I don’t know what I would do if something happened to Delilah. With that, I don’t understand why you are so apprehensive about emailing me directly, versus this inane back and forth over CL. Your choice, mister.

Anyway, so, back to my original post – I think we should meet up again! Soon! I just finished up 6 years of therapy and I’m on a couple of prescriptions that keep me normal (for the most part) and I’ve been cleared to go out in public and such, so, let’s do this! Time is of the essence! I heard there’s a zombie apocalypse coming soon so we must gain forward momentum. I can’t imagine being alone when the brain-eaters come out!

-G

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Re: Re: We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – w4m – 50 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-04-02, 8:22AM EDT
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I think there is a part of me that wants there to be a public record of the human side of the upcoming zombie apocalypse, which is why I keep posting here. We must maintain our humanity; it’s all we’ve got. The reason I got Jujubee in the first place was because I had read T. W. Atwell’s “The Zombie Apocalypse and You” cover to cover, and in it he mentions that the number one factor in surviving the zombie pandemic is to have a monkey companion. He surmises that the infection will only affect humans, so having a companion that is as close to human as possible would be ideal. Once I obtained Jujubee, I figured, “Hey, why not have my monkey pal look like a snappy dresser while we scour the post-apocalyptic wastelands?” Hence, the pants that ended his life.

Perhaps it would be advantageous if we pooled our resources, monkey-related and otherwise, in preparation for the world’s impending doom. Do you think Delilah would take kindly to me, should we ever meet again?

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks

A guy who knows what he’s doing wouldn’t be using craigslist to pick up a girl.

older woman at Raeford Walmart with Love Pink sweatshirt/hoodie – m4w – 25 (Raeford Walmart)

I saw you twice and smiled at you. You noticed both times. You were petite and were wearing a dark grey Victoria’s Secret Hoodie/sweatshirt with a pink heart on it. You were with another woman. I just thought you were super hot for your age and if you’d ever like to have an exciting time with a younger guy who knows what he’s doing I’d live to hear from you. Hopefully you see this.

 

You had me at “face tattoo and walks with a cane”

Tattoo’d face – w4m (ramsey st walmart fay)

u walked w/ a cane in the garden center saw u about a week or so ago...u had a tattoo on ur face(tell me where)....i need to know the meaning! was going to ask but i was to shy...

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