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Walmart + Parking Lot = Crazy

you caught me at walmart. your so crazy – m4w – 33 (huber heights)

This was the most crazy moment i have ever been a part of.
I was a walmart in the parking lot. I was just out of work. I had to pee so bad. I started urinating in between two cars when u caught me.

This is were it got weird!!. You started laughing then you ran up to me and started high fiving my urine stream. I was in shock. Then you start running back and forth through it like it was a sprinkler. What the hell is wrong with you? You were a pretty, thirtyish white women. You ran off and said a famous line from a tv cartoon. I cant stop thinking of you.

What did u say when you ran off.

I wanna take care of you

Posted: November 2013

 

cant be real

Smell you later!

The pretty girl who passed gas at Walmart – m4w – 26 (central ave)

Date:  2013-10-12, 11:04PM EDT

I dropped my bread, and you bent down to get it for me. You passed gas as you bent down and you were completely embarrassed. You ran without my catching your name. You are so pretty, and it actually turned me on. Tell me what you were wearing. I hope to smell you soon.

 

 

Toledo OH 101213

One of my all time favs

SMOKE ON THE WAAATERRR – 28 (Guitar Center)

Date: 2012-05-05, 10:20AM EDT

Going to Guitar Center is the burden of my rock life… worse even than my co-workers thinking I’m psycho for being in my late twenties and in a band that doesn’t make money. You walk in the door knowing that you will be called “Dude” in a faux casual way at least ten times in a row. When you finally pass through this goateed, hoop earringed, tribal tattoo jungle of GC lingo and ask for help, they’ll be like
“Oh sick. What do you play?”
“Yeaaaa,,, what kinda stuff you into?”
“You in-a-band?? Where do you all gig at?”
“Nice choice, that’s the only kind I use….” whatever, sure it is. Please just let me buy my goddamned stuff without trying to sell me a clear bodied BC Rich Warlock. Without fail, there is a 12 year old guitar prodigy kid plugged in and turned up way too loud, finger tapping some shit that would take you a year to learn, effortlessly, while his hack of a Dad is 5 feet away on another amp playing Smoke On The Water. Some stoner is playing Smells Like Teen Spirit. Some pop-punk geek with orange chucks and a checkered wrist band is playing Brain Stew. I won’t even go in the acoustic room, for fear of the Christian folk jam out that is probably underway in there. Every gear head working there is day dreaming about their ideal full stack. It’s the perfect time to stick an $80 mic that’s on display in the ass of my boxer briefs and strings in the front. I don’t feel bad.
Why don’t I just support Mom and Pop? You know, Swamp Dog… 5th Avenue Fret Shop. I guess it’s American to buy corporate, cheap and without integrity. That extra two bucks for a new cable was probably just going to go to Taco Bell anyway. I should just quit Guitar Center, go to my locals.

Anyway, when I checked out, you didn’t even look at my receipt when you stamped it (All GCs have this check point before you leave). You didn’t even look in my bag. You didn’t call me dude. You did not call me anything. You looked right into my eyes and said, “Have a nice day” in the most unconvincing way I have ever heard. I said, “Only if you do first” with a tone to match your brutal sarcasm. You smirked and actually looked at me… I mean SAW me. I like your face. I like your auburn hair. You still have holes from a double labret piercing. You looked like the reformed goth type… you try to hide it but your black candle still burns. I hate my job too. I like that you aren’t afraid to show it. I’m a holey sneaker wearing, long hair, never gonna be a full timer type that wants to go to the record store at least once a week. I want to listen to Dinosaur JR and drive around with the windows down on nice days. There’s a goth dance nite at The Shrunken Head. You want to go? I look decent in black lip stick. I’ll dance even when I’m sober. What do you say?

Did you check me out when I checked out?
me.

 

smoke on the water

“Meat.” (giggle…snort)

Walmart Lewis Center – m4m – 42 (Lewis Center)

Date: 2012-04-22, 1:48AM EDT

Saw you tonight in the frozen food section we said hello twice and you told me you were tired. If you see this its a long shot but I definitely was into you. I really would like to meat you. I hope you see this.

 

euphemism

Your girlfriend is walmart and I’m Target

Your girlfriend is walmart and I’m Target – w4m – 30 (Preble County-Camden/Somerville )

You are an asshole and a low down piece of trash. I hope your walmart girlfriend sees you for the lying, no good asshole that you are. You come off as charming and nice but you are a wolf in sheep’s clothing. I hope you really like her and she dumps your dumb ass. I hope you get used the way you used me. I wish nothing but awful, terrible things for you. Karma is a bitch and so are you!

 You will get tired of her and don’t you dare come to me. I wouldn’t give you a pot to piss in…..you loser. I should have known that someone like you is used to trashy, back alley, thrift store, boney girls….keep eating tuna, pot pies, and hamburger. You aren’t ready for salmon, lobster and angus baby. I have nothing but absolute hatred for you. I gave you everything you selfish excuse making bastard and now you can GO KICK ROCKS…….hard. 

• Location: Preble County-Camden/Somerville
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 

Posted: October 2013

I'm Target
 

Sincerely, The guy you met in the Walmart parking lot who was an a-hole and dumped you

Walmart parking lot – m4w

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Date: 2012-06-01, 5:20PM EDT
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We met little while ago at walmart in the parking lot. We talked, fooled around some and I really really liked you a lot. But honestly I had a lot of just bad shit happen all at once that turned me life upside down and my mind kind of pushed everything away and I pushed you away also and I didnt realize it. Plus Im not used to liking someone and I think part of my brain didnt want to like you to avoid being hurt. So just I was an asshole for pushing you away and I apologize for it. I dont expect you to but Id like a second chance with you and I promise I wont run off again. Id like to pick back up and try again.

 If this is you tell me something about us meeting so I know its really you.

 

met in parking lot
 

I just love that there is a road called Possum Run…and there is a Walmart on it.

Florida girl – m4w – 26 (Wal mart on possum run)

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Date: 2012-05-01, 3:35PM EDT
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We talked for a minute while you were putting your stuff in the car, would like to talk more with you, you said you just moved back from Florida. You had a black car, tell me what kind it was and the year you graduated so I know it’s you

i just love that theres a walmart on possum run