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I can see how it’d be hard to turn this one down

Walmart on Garners Ferry – m4m – 38 (Columbia)

Date: 2012-05-12, 7:24PM EDT

I passed you several times while grocery shopping Saturday afternoon at the Garners Ferry Walmart. You were with your unattractive wife and cranky kids pushing a shopping cart and you looked absolutely miserable. I felt so sorry for you. You were white, dark haired and very good looking. Seriously you were cute. I hated seeing you so miserable and if I knew how to make contact I would invite you over for a cold beerand a safe place to hide from home. Very open minded guy here and serious about offering you a refuge from the home storm. I got a fridge full of beer, premium cable and lots of porn to watch. Would love to have you over to hangout – would love to give you head if interested.
Please tell me what color shirt you were wearing if you see this.


hard to turn this one down



My cucumber. It’s bigger.

Good Looking Women at Tega Cay WallyWorld – m4w – 50 (Tega Cay)

Date: 2012-07-22, 10:18AM EDT
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WOW, I was at the WalMart in Tega Cay around 9:00 last night and couldn’t help notice all the nice looking Older/Mature women in the store shopping.

Tega Cay really has some beautiful women, both younger and older. AND I have to say, WalMart wasn’t the pace I expected to see such a gathering of fine older and younger women so late at night.

While walking through produce I thought of this scene from Animal House!

Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: My cucumber. It’s bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Right. Sensual. That’s what I meant. My name’s Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name’s Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?

Maybe some MILF is also thinking the same thing in Tega Cay? Drop me an e-mail, with ‘Cucumber’ in the heading. SORRY, not looking for BS, websites or Games.

• Location: Tega Cay
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Saw you in Walmart shopping – m4w – 36 (Columbia) don’t know me but I saw you wearing a shear white dress today on Sunday at the Columbia, Walmart nar Fort Jackson. ..I didn’t hae the nerve to talk to you, but I should have. Please send me an email back, so I can tell you a secret. Thank you.


“I’m D.B. Cooper.”

(I actually wanted to email this guy and ask what the secret was. I thought it would be he was going to tell her she was beautiful or something. Then I realized it was probably going to be something disgusting and would include a return email with a photo I would not be able to unsee.  So, I didn’t.)


girl working walmart electronic dept (Beaufort)

You where working saturday night in the eletronics dept.i was buying flowers,,,,,I think you are very cute and brave and would love to get to know you better. Tell me what i said


Well, I guess you need to be brave to work at Walmart…?

So far, so impressed

Walmart bush river sunday – m4w – 36 (Bush river rd)

Cashier named Brandi, I think your hot. I was the guy who forgot his credit card and had to leave cart with groceries while went home to get card. Wassup?