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Huge butt, no gutt

Huge butt no gutt. Beautifull – m4w – 30 (711 dominion blvd by Walmart)

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Date: 2012-04-15, 10:42AM EDT
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Itwas thursdaynight and I went in seven eleven and was amazed by your beautifull structure. You kinda shook yourbutt a ill bit to the sound of the music over the radio. U had on a green shirt and drove a Lexus. I never postthesethings but I wanted to talk to you but you had me shocked by how awesome you looked. so maybe you will see this. We were the only ones in the storeso I’d assume you’ll know who this is.

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And here’s a picture of my nipples

shopping for beer – m4w (Chesapeake)

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Date: 2012-06-30, 5:43PM EDT
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Going to take a shot in the dark, we were in Wal Mart at Grassfield, you about 5’5″ blonde and beautiful, shopping for beer. Me 5’10” 175, short grey hair. Never want to disrespect in case you are married or in a relationship. Haven’t felt a connection like that in a long time. Went on shopping and then came back to the beer isle was going to ask if you if you needed some. You were gone, looked all over the store. Doubt if you ever see this but I would love to talk to you. Gorgeous.

Beware the downward spiral of the missed connection

Mathematical Ideas – m4w (Manassas)

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Date: 2012-04-26, 12:19AM EDT
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You were sitting right across from me at Starbucks with a laptop and a book entitled Mathematical Ideas. You were wearing a gray hoodie with an image of London on the back of it, and you were carrying a Skullcandy bag. I was in a blue shirt reading a book, trying not to notice you too hard. I was dying there! I just couldn’t break the ice. I wanted to say something, ANYTHING to you but I was frozen. Then I began to feel less welcome and more awkward. I begun to think maybe I was making you feel that way too. I’m sorry.

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks

I’m attractive

Walmart – m4w – 20 (esva, onley)

We held eye contact for so long, I’m attractive but the friend I was with wasn’t lol u were a little short and brunette, wearing a hoodie, I have piercing green eyes look for me next time and hit me up if u think ur the lucky one:P yes I’m confident

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So funny, the first time I read that I read it as “I’m an asshole.”

Slur you later

Cashier at Walmart Zion Crossroads – m4w – 32 (Troy)

Your name, – You told me “I better not see your pic in the Crime Times for DUI” I think you are amazingly hot and I would love to talk to you more. Please email me!

And it was super crowded. Really. So. That’s a big compliment.