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Zombie Walmart Missed Connections

Ok – these are real Walmart missed connections. Zombie missed connections for Halloween…

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Zombie Eyes

Rachel with zombie eyes – m4w – 50 (walmart)

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Date: 2012-07-13, 5:10AM CDT
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We met at the walmart and then you bailed, if you can lose your friend whom seems to be directing all the traffic, we could play and have a good time! I saw in your eyes for a flash…you were down!

• Location: walmart
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Mixed Media

—- at walmart – m4w – 21 (bozeman)  

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Date: 2012-07-03, 9:56PM MDT
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You are beautiful. Thank you for reminding us why man creates art. Your ink and metal compliment you wonderfully and your i love zombies necklace was perfect

• Location: bozeman
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Monkeys

We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – w4m – 41 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-03-29, 1:32PM EDT
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So, we were sitting at Starbucks at Rivergate today and it was so weird, the conversation took a turn into specifics about pet monkeys and how hard it is to find one that will wear pants without complaining. I didn’t think I’d ever meet anyone else who had a pet monkey (even though yours passed away – sorry!), nor did I ever think I’d have the conversation about the exact problem I’ve been facing with my pet all these years. Anyway, I hope you see this. I should have asked for your number or email address or something, but, I was really so taken aback with the conversation, I couldn’t muster my senses. Hope you read this and reach out. Would love to reconnect. Maybe you could come over some day and hang out with Delilah and me. I’m sure she’d love to have some extra attention from a fellow monkey lover. Have a good day!

-G

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Re: We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – m4w – 50 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-03-30, 8:50AM EDT
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I believe, madam, that you are looking for me. I’m hesitant to contact you directly, however, as I don’t want a constant reminder of what happened to my poor, sweet Jujubee. I still ask myself every single day: “Why did I force Jujubee to wear those ill-fitting neon pants and snappy suspenders that were clearly meant for a baby monkey?” If I had not done that, he would still be with me today. Please, let Delilah make her own clothing decisions, or at least buy baggy clothes for her. Don’t let her fate be the same as dear Jujubee’s. Anyway, perhaps we could meet for another venti soy caramel macchiato once the pain has subsided a bit more.

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Re: Re: We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – w4m – 41 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-04-01, 4:22PM EDT
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Sir,   Jujubee’s death is unfortunate. I am very sorry for your loss. I don’t know what I would do if something happened to Delilah. With that, I don’t understand why you are so apprehensive about emailing me directly, versus this inane back and forth over CL. Your choice, mister.

Anyway, so, back to my original post – I think we should meet up again! Soon! I just finished up 6 years of therapy and I’m on a couple of prescriptions that keep me normal (for the most part) and I’ve been cleared to go out in public and such, so, let’s do this! Time is of the essence! I heard there’s a zombie apocalypse coming soon so we must gain forward momentum. I can’t imagine being alone when the brain-eaters come out!

-G

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Re: Re: We met at Starbucks and talked about monkeys – w4m – 50 (Charlotte, NC)

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Date: 2012-04-02, 8:22AM EDT
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I think there is a part of me that wants there to be a public record of the human side of the upcoming zombie apocalypse, which is why I keep posting here. We must maintain our humanity; it’s all we’ve got. The reason I got Jujubee in the first place was because I had read T. W. Atwell’s “The Zombie Apocalypse and You” cover to cover, and in it he mentions that the number one factor in surviving the zombie pandemic is to have a monkey companion. He surmises that the infection will only affect humans, so having a companion that is as close to human as possible would be ideal. Once I obtained Jujubee, I figured, “Hey, why not have my monkey pal look like a snappy dresser while we scour the post-apocalyptic wastelands?” Hence, the pants that ended his life.

Perhaps it would be advantageous if we pooled our resources, monkey-related and otherwise, in preparation for the world’s impending doom. Do you think Delilah would take kindly to me, should we ever meet again?

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Starbucks

I Heart Zombies

I ❤ Zombies at walmart – m4w (South Reno)

I was walking to my car and noticed you. I thought you were very beautiful. Then I noticed a car near mine with the bumber sticker, “I ❤ Zombies” and figured it would’ve been awesome if that was your car. Then I saw that it was! I wanted to say something to you, but I’m far too shy. Plus I didn’t really know what to say…”Hey! Sweet bumber sticker!” Yeeaaaahh no. So yeah. Just wanted you to know I found you interesting. I hope I run into you again. I won’t pass up the opportunity twice!

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Filed under: The Parking Lot

This Zombie’s Taken


Zombie decal on back window last week – m4w – 30 (B-town)

To the dark haired girl with a car full of kids… I seriously dig your confidence, and your smile. We both drove out of Fred Meyers and I followed you to AMPM. You kept smiling and laughing with another girl in your car. Dont know if the kids were yours, hers or if you were babysitting since you look too young to have kids anyways, but damn girl you are HOT. If you are single, hit me up. We could grab some beers and a zombie movie and get to know eachother.

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Re: Zombie Decal on back window last week – m4w – 28 (Bakerview)

Sorry but I have been bitten by the sexiest zombie around. We have zombie babies!

Thanks for the compliment, my husband says he’s a very lucky man. 😉

GL with your hunt.

PS: don’t follow peoples its creepy :p

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RE: zombie decal… – m4w (Bellingham)
Sorry dude, this zombie is taken. But I appreciate that you have noticed that I have the sexiest, most amazing wife 🙂 and yes, she is very hot… And I would do absolutely anything to make her happy. So, with that said I’m going to stop wasting my time on here and bring home a coffee and “Undead”

But good luck with your hunt, mines off limits.

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Filed under: Beyond Wally World, Zombies